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Saturday, 30 November 2013

Savita ki jawaani ki kahaani shayari ki jubaani

HOON MAIN SEXY, NAUGHTY & SIMPLE
PYAARI HOON, NAAM HAI SAVITA
LAGA HAI MUJHKO SATRAVAAN SAAL
RAATON KO HOTA HAI HAAL BEHAAL

KHUD HI DABAATI HOON APNI CHOOCHIYAN
ROZ CHOOT MEIN, DAALTEE HOON UNGLIYAAN
SAPNO MEIN BAS MILTE HAIN LUND
AANKH KHULE, TO TANHAI KI THUND

AISE MEIN CHHAT PE DEKHA JAB USKO
DIL MERA LAGA KARNE DISCO
WOH THHA MERA NAYA PADOSI
UMR PACHHEES, NAAM Cheeda Tapori

ANKHIYA MILEE, PHIR DIL MUSKAAYE
JALDI HEE HUM AUR KARIB AAYE
PHIR IK DIN AISA BHI AAYA
IK KAMRE MEIN SIRF, Cheeda KO PAAYA

JANAM-JANAM KI PYAAS THI MERI
KAISE SAHTI AB AUR DOORI
CHIPAK GAYI CHEEDA KE TAN SE
LAGA CHOOMNE WO BHI MANSE

CHOOCHI TAN GAYI, CHOOT AKAD GAYI
LAGA MAIN LADKI SE AURAT BAN GAYI
CHEEDA NE MUJHE KAR DIYA NANGA
KAPDE UTARE APNE, SHURU HUA PANGA

LUND DEKH KE, MERI PHAT GAYI
KOSHISH KEE, PAR CHEEKH NIKAL GAYI
"NAHIN-NAHIN CHEEDA, MAIN MAR JAUNGI

ITNE BADE LUND SE NAHIN CHUDVAUNGI
CHEEDA DHEEME SE MUSKAYA
CHOOCHIYON KO SEENE SE CHIPKAAYA
MAMMEY CHOOSE DHEERE, PHIR JOR SE

MAZAA AA GAYA RAAM KASAM SE
DHEERE SE CHOOT MEIN UNGLI DAALI
DIL AB DAR SE HO GAYA KHAALI
DAALI JEEBH JAB CHEEDA NE ANDAR

CHOOT BAN GAYI EK SAMANDAR
GHOOM GAYA CHEEDA BISTAR PAR
MUNH MEIN LUND, RAKHA CHOOT PE SAR
CHOOS-CHOOS KAR LAYA TOOFAN

MAINE BHI CHOOSA USKA UFAAN
MUNH MEIN AAYA NAMKEEN `MILKMAID
CHOOSA CHEEDA KO, AB HUI ASLI RAID
CHEEDA KE LAUDE NE ROOP DIKHAYA

DEKH KE MERA. SAR CHAKARAAYA
RAKHA LUND KO CHOOT KE MUNH PE
IK DHAKKA AUR HAATH MERE MUNH PE
AANKHEIN MERI POORI PHAT GAYI

CHEEKH BAND, PAR CHOOT CHATAKH GAYI
LAGA MAARNE ZAALIM DHAKKE
BEBAS THEE, DIYE PEETH PE MUKKE
LAGA MAZAA AB AANE MUHKO BHI

CHOOTAR UTHA DIYE MAINE BHI
KHOON NIRANTAR BAH RAHA THHA MERA
KISKO GAM THA, YEH DIN THAA MERA
UTHA-UTHA KE, CHEEDA NE LE LI

MAUKA DEKH, DAALI GAAND MEIN UNGLI
"CHODO CHEEDA, APNI SAVITA KO CHODO

CHEEKHI MAIN, "AUR JOR SE CHODO”
"THAHAR JAA RANDI," BOLA CHEEDO
LOOT LIYA ZAALIM NE MERA YAUVAN
LAAL HO GAYA THHA MUKH USKA

THEEK WAQT PE CHOOT SE KHISKA
MERE MUNH PE LAAYA PICHKAARI
PAA KAR JUICE, MERI NIKLI KILKAARI
"PAHLE KAHAAN MARA THAA AB TAK

AB CHODEGA MUJHKO TU TAB TAK,"
"JAB TAK BANI RAHE AAZADI,
YA JAB TAK HO MERI SHAADI,".

PYARA CHEEDA HAULE SE MUSKAAYA
HAAMI MEIN, MERA MAMMA SAHLAAYA
US DIN SE APNEE LIFE HAI SIMPLE
MAIN HOON APNE CHEEDA KI SAVITA

Lund aur chut ki anokhi kahaani

Munna:
 Munni Who Din Yaad Karo….
 Jab Hum-Tum Saath Mein Sote Thhe,
 Tum Choot Mein Kheti Karti Thhi,
 Hum Lund Pe Ganne Bote Thhe.

Munni:
 Munna Woh Din Beet Gaye,
 Jab Choot Mein Hoti Thhi Kheti.
 Ab Lund Ki Faslo Ke Darr Se,
 Meri Choot Akeyli Hai Soti.

Munna:
 Munni Woh Din Yaad Karo…
 Jab Luka-Chhipi Khelte Thhe Hum.
 Tum Lahanga Pahan Ke Aati Thhi,
 Aur Usme Chhup Jaate Thhe Hum.
 
Munni:
 Munna Woh Din Beet Gaye…
 Jab Ghus Gaye Thhe Tum Lahange Mein.
 Ab Tum Poorey Bhaaloo Ho,
 Aur Shahad Ka Chhatta Lahange Mein.

Munna:
 Munni Woh Din Yaad Karo…
 Jab Saath Mein Khele Thhe Holi.
 Choot Mein Ungli Daali Humne,
 Bhigaa Ke Teri Wo Choli.

Munni:
 Munna Wo Din Beet Gaye…
 Ab Choot Humaari Pyaari Hai.
 Kyon Holi Ki Baatein Ab Jab,
 Lauda Tera Bhikhaari Hai.

arzz karta hu bhenchod... lovely shayari :p

arzz karta hu bhenchod......
lund ki awaaz ko damdaar kahte hai..
fati chut ko bekaar kahte hai...
sirf chodne ka nam mohabat nahi hota meri janemannn....
kisi ko yaado me mutthiya marne ko bhi pyaar kahte hai ^_^ :p :v :v

Friday, 29 November 2013

gaali war between santa and jack

Santa meets with a touristin jack in india...

Jack: “Please Teach Me Hindi”

Santa Khushi se: hmmm ok ^_^

Jack: “What Is The Meaning Of Cheater?”

Santa: “Bahan Ka Lund”

Jack: “Meaning Of Straight Person”

Santa: “Gaandu”

Jack: “Meaning Of Clever Person”

Santa: “Bhosri Ka”

Jack: “You Are Making Me Fool.”

Santa: “Chutia Kyu Bana Raha Hai.”

Jack: “Something Happned Wrong With Me”

Santa: “Lag Gaye Lode”

Jack: “Don’t Disturb Me”

Santa: “Gand Mein Ungli Mat Kar”

Jack: “Go To Hell”

Santa: “Apni Maa Chuda”

Jack: “It Is Nothing”

Santa: “Teri Maa Ki Choot / Or Ghanta”

To Dosto Is Tarha Santa Ne Bechare Jack Ki Indirectly Maa Bahan Ek Kar Di, Aur Usko Bata Diya Ki Hum Hindistani Bhi Kam Nahi Hai…

Thursday, 28 November 2013

Lallu ji ki khatiya

lallu Ji city Se Khatiya Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Rahe Thhe.

Raste Main Ek Dost Ne Pucha: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”

lallu: “800 Rs Ki”

Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 600 Rs Ki Mil Jati”

Thodi Dur Chalne Par Ek Aur Dost Mila.

Dost: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”
lallu: “600 Rs Ki”

Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 400 Rs Ki Mil Jati.”

lallu Ji Ne Suna Aur Chup Cha Chal Diye, Phir Ek Aur Dost Raste Mein Mil Jata Hai.

Dost: “Kahaan Se Aa Rahe Ho”

lallu Gusse Se: “Gand Marwa Ke Aa Raha Hoon”

Dost Huste Hue: “Achha Apni Khatiya Bhi Sath Le Ke Jate Ho“

Bhabhi ke saath kiya tandav


hellow guyzz....................................
Mera nam Adarsh hai or me keral se hu. Or me ap sabhi logo k liye ek aisi erotic story pash kar raha hoo jo padhne k bad ladko ko kai bar muth marni padegi or ladkiyo ko kai bar chut me ungli dalni padegi…..Meri age 16 yrs., height 5'10", weight 70 kg , athletic body, Lund ka size 4" hai. . Ap apni ray muje email kar sakte hai or agar koi ladki Gujrat se hai or mujse sex karna chahti hai to muje email bhej sakti hai….. I m a callboy. Me free me hi karta hu . :p :p Bas maza lene or dene ke liye.


Satutary Warning: Ye kahani sirf manoranjan ke liye hai......or kalpanik hai....So enjoy !!!!

To kahani start karte hai……..

Rat ko karib teen baje me Rashibhabhii ko chod ke me soya tha. Thak bhi gaya tha, meri ankh subah sidhe 9 baje hi khuli. Tab tak mere dono bhai khet pe chale gaye the. Mere bade bhai to abhi shahar se aye nahi the, Shayad aj ane wale the.... Mere uthte hi soniya bhabhii waha se gujri or ek madak nazro se muje dekha or sexy andaz me puchha , kyun devarji ,rat ko bahut thak gaye the kya?

Mai: Haan bhabhii,
Wo: Kyun, Rashibhabhii ne tumse bahut mazdoori karvayi kya?
Mai:  nahi, bas ek Round hi liya tha.....
Wo fir apne peticot ke upar se uski muniya ko bhinchti hui boli.....meri kab loge ap?
Mai: Mai to ready hi hu apki muniya ko mere munne se milwane ke liye. bas ap kuchha plan banao.....
Wo boli: me kuchha na kuchha jugad karti hu.... ap apne munne ko sahlao or bata dena ki uski muniya rani use jaldi hi milne wali hai.
Mai: Or ap bhi apni muniya ke aju baju me ugi ghans kat dena kyun ki mera munna jungle me jane se darta hai.....
Wo hasne lagi......or boli: Thik hai, Jaisi apke munne ki marzi.....or kam me lag gayi......

Udhar priti bhi kal se mera lund chakhne ke bad betab thi.... Wo mere baju me ayi or boli: Kyun re devarji: Pet bhara ki nahi...?Rashi se...........
Mai: Haan bhabhii ji , pura boba nichod nichod ke doodh piya.....
Priti: Haan bhai: Abhi tumhare din hai, maje karte raho...........ab meri dubara kab bajaoge?
Mai (Majak karte hue) : Ap bole to abhi patak ke marooo... apki....
Wo: Nahi nahi, abhi nahi...... bad me mere raja......tune to meri chut me wo ag laga di hai ki bujti hi nahi......
mai: Mera Firefighter ready hi hai, ap bas bula lena,

Bad me wo sexy muskan deke kam me jud gai......

Meri chachi bahar thi... angan me... to wo kuchha sun nahi sakti thi ab me brush karke nasta kar liya. Naste ke wakt Rashi bhabhii mere baju me hi baithi thi. Or dono bhabhiiyan kam me lagi thi.... Rashi ne muje nasta dete hue kaha: kyun devarji, aj apko ana hai mere sath..........nahane ke liye,............talab pe................Udhar rasila bhi ap ka wait kar rahi hogi......

Mai: Thik hai bhabhii, ap dhone ke kapde ready rakho.... me nashta karke ata hu....or ap bad me muje rasila ke ghar pe chhod dena.........
Wo muskura di: Bahut chodu ho gaye ho raja, Kahi iski adat lag gayi to shahar wapas jake taklif hogi,
Mai: Mai, yahan mahine me ekad -do din aya karoonga, Sunday ko chhutti ho tab, ....ap hai to muje koi pareshani nahi.......
Bad me hum dono Talab pe chale gaye , Raste me hum ne tai kiya ki aj me bhabhii se masti na karoo or nahake toorant hi rasila ke ghar chala jaoo.(Apko pehla part yad hai na: Rasila uski gaon ki frd thi...or usne doosare din ane ka bola tha) Rasila ka ghar raste mi jate wakt hi usne muje dikhha diya . Jate wakt hum do minut udhar ruke. tabhi Rashibhabhi ne rasila ko puchha: Kya koi hai ghar me, Rasila: Nahi, wo khet pe gaye hai or sas sasur ristedari me gaye hai.....

Rashibhabhii: Thik hai, Mai devarji ko abhi talab pe nahalake bhejti hu , Tera khet khedne k liye…...
Rasila: Me to kab ka ap logo ka wait kar rahi thi..... or inke liye mene apni muniya bhi saja k ready rakhi hai..........or wo bhabhii ke samne dekha, or dono has pade..............
Mai: Me abhi ata hoon or dekhta hoo ki kab tak apki muniya roti nahi hai........ uska pani na nikala to mera nam bhi....Kishor nahi......
jis par dono has padi........
Or hum talab chale gaye......
Udhar or auraten bhi kal ki tarah kapde dho rahi thi........muje dekhke ek lata karke aurat jo ki 40 sal ki thi wo boli: kyun re idhar kya kar raha hai? rasila ke ghar nahi jana hai kya...........Doodh pine............

Mai: Aunty, me doodh pita hi nahi, nikalta bhi hoon , wo bhi bhose ke andar....................Agar, apko bhi mera pina hai to bolna......
wo to sunke sharma hi gayi or haske fir se kapde dhone lagi....or niche dekh ke boli.....meri umar kha hai....ab to wo sab chhod diya hai.............
Mai kapade nikal kar pani me ja raha tha or wo chhupi nazaro se muje dekh rahi thi....
Mai: Lekin muje to lagta hai ki apne kuchha chhoda nahi hai?
Wo: Kyun?

Mai: Abhi hi to ap mere lund ko ghoor rahi thi. or apki imarat hi bata rahi hai ki yahan pe kitne majdooro ne kam kiya hai...

Wo sharam se lal ho gayi..... Ha kabhii kabhii masti hum bhi kar lete he.....agar thoda time mile to hamar khet me bhi baris kardo….. Waise muje wo lata me koi dilchaspi nahi thi. Kyun ki wo 40 sal ke karib thi, or jab muje abhi 25-30 sal ki bhabhiiya mil rahi thi to mai abhi use kyun chodu? Haan, wo to side setting rakhna hai, taki kabhii jaroor pade to wo bhi kam lage. Waise waha pe kal ayi aurate to mera loda dekh ke kabhi bhi chudne ko ready hi thi.... jisme se ek ko me aj chodne wala tha.......rasila ko.......baki ka bad me dekhonga...................

To mai fata fat nahake bahar nikla....... Waise to muje bhook nahi lagi thi lekin rasila ko chodte wakt takat milti rahe isliye maine Rashi bhabhii ko bola ki muje thoda doodh pina hai.....
Jise sun ke baki ki aurten hasne lagi. kuchha ekad do aj nai bhi thi. jo kal hajir nahi thi......

Rashi boli: Kyun nahi, idhar aja, or god me mera sharir rakh ke upne blouse k hook kholne lagi or apna ek stan bahar nikalke muje munh me de diya.....me bhi chap chap karke doodh pine laga......
Thodi der dono bobo se doodh pike mene bhabhii ko bola ki ab mai chalta hun. Rashi apna blouse bandh karte hue boli: Devarji sham ko hi ana ab me chachi se bol dungi ki tum tumahare frd ke yahan baju k vilaspur me gaye ho. Mai(Khush hoke) Thik hai bhabhii. Or nikal pada...... Raste me se condom ke packet leta gaya jo ki mere pas ab samapt ho gaye the....

Uske ghar najdik a gaya tha. Maine aju baju me dekha kahi koi muje dekh to nahi rahe hai uske gharme jate hue? Wo gate pe khadi meri rah dekh rahi thi..... Muje dekh k andar ane ka bola......Mai jaldi hi undar ghus gaya.....

Maine dekha ki Usne ek patle kapde ka blouse pehna tha, jiske andar usne Bra bhi pehni thi jiski rings muje bobe ki golaiya pe dikh rahi thi.....lekin uski strips shouldar ko nahi jati thi , is matlab..................oh wow usne strapless bra pehni thi.........us vichar se hi mera lund tight ho gaya........... Uske upar usne patli chunni dali thi  jo ki uske dono bobo ko dhanke ke liye kafi nahi thi, usse unka sirf ek hi boba dhaka hua tha.... dusra apni uchaiya dikha raha tha..... Niche uski nabhi bilkul khulli dikhti thi , uskaa chhed aisa tha ki man kare usime lund pel de...... nabhi se niche uska komal pedhu ka pradesh chalu hota tha jo sirf peticoat ke niche chut ko ja milta tha, Usne peticot itna nicha pehna tha ki bas chut hi dikhni baki thi. Agar ek ungli se peticot niche khinche to wo chut ki lakir bhi dikh jaye................

Uska nada side me tha jo ki undar ghusaya hua tha.................. Blouse ka gala bhi gehra tha jisse uski breastline adhi jitni dikhti thi or adhe bobe bahr dikh rahe the. Bobe ke upari hisse pe blouse sirf nipple ko hi dhank raha tha kyun ki nipple ke aju baju ka pink area (jise arola bolte hai) wo dikh raha tha. Nipple ke area me blouse thoda gila dikh raha tha kyunki apko malum hai ki use bhi doodh ata tha. jo mene piya bhi tha(pehle part me).  Uske chutad kya gazab the patli si 29 ki kamar se uska katav sidha hi 36 ho jata tha. ...........

Sochiye................ 36 ke gand ke do gabbare kaise dikhte honge. ......... wo do gabbare itne nazdik the ki shayad wo kisi ko bhi bhinchne ke liye kafi the....!!!!!!!!!!! or uska saboot usne muje abhi hi de diya...........kyun ki wo gabbare ki tight crack me uska peticot ,panty ke sath phas gaya tha................lekin uski panty ki line gabbare pe to dikh nahi rahi.......matlab kya usne panty nahi pehni thi......? me bas uske body ko ghoorne me itne doob gaya ki usne muje jagaya,,hilake boli, lo pani piyo.....

Me hosh me kaha tha....... mene thoda pani piya or glass ko side me rakh diya. Wo mere samne khadi thi or me palng pe betha tha. Mene sidhe hi uske chutad ki golaiyo ko mere dono hatho se khinch ke usko mere karib khinch liya jisse uski chut ki madak khusbu meri sanso me jane lagi......uske chutad kya gazab ke naram the............. ekdum narm............ jise chhuke koi bhi admi apni puri zindagi use pakde hue hi bita de..........Me use hole se sehlane laga.......or chut ko peticot ke upar sehi sunghne laga.......meri is harkat se wo bhi exited ho gai......or mere sir ko apni chut pe dabake ragarne lagi....... chut kya gazab thi......waha pe shayad usne jhnte saf karke koi perfume lagaya tha to wo dono ki cocktail khusbu mera lund utha rahi thi.....ab mene use palta or mere munh ko uske chutado me dal diya..........chutad ki line itni dip thi ki agar wo khadi rahe to puri ungli bhi line me na ghusa paye.....itni tight.......

Me to bas bari bari dono gabbare ko mere munh se kiss kar raha tha or sungh raha tha......Mene mere hath ko age le jake uski chut wale hisse pe rakh diya....... i m shocked...... waha pe panty pehni lagti thi......to fir pichhe kyun dikhti nahi................

Me ne hath ko chut pe leke uske dhalav pe ferne laha or chut ko mehsoos karne laga,  Udhar panty ekdum chhoti si hi lagi..........Peticoat ke upar se uski chut pe hath ferne me muje maza a raha tha. Wo bhi mere har ek move ko enjoy kar rahi thi. Mene uski makhmali si smooth gand ko sunghna or munh ferana chalu rakha......wo bhi ab masti me a gayi thi.....or halki halki siski le rahi thi...... uski chut ko sehlate hue dusra hath me ne uski gand ki crack me ghusa ne laga......wo chihunk padi ur kulhe khud hi exitement me age badh gaye.......Mene mehsos kiya ki gand me dori jesa kuchha tha.......................

Oh my god....................usne ek videsi type dori vali panty pehni thi jo age chut ko dhankti hai or pichhe sirf dori jaisi hoti hai..........................To wo panty uski gand ke undar ghusi hui thi. Muje to mujse nasibwali wo panty lagi jo har wakt uski gand ko sungh sakti thi,...............

Wow....ye khayal ate hi mera lund pura tan gaya or muje uski gand marne ka vichar ane laga......lekin muje pata nahi tha ki usne kabhii marvayi hai ya nahi............ To mene sidhe hi usko puchha liya: Bhabhii apne kabhii Gand marvayi hai.......?

Rasila: (Chaunk kar) kyun re isme thode hi dalte hai...... ye ganda hota hai........
Mai: Bhabhii.....Gand ko agar sabun se dhoke undar thoda tel dalke mara jaye to wo chut se bhi jyada maza deti hai.............
Rasila: (Ascharya se) : Kya....? Aisa bhi karte hai log?

Mai: Ha bhabhi, shahar me to ye am bat hai...... mere kai dost apni girlfrd ki chut or gand dono hi marte hai.
Rasila: Oh...... Waisa kya.....Muje ye sab maloom nahi tha kyun ki isse pehle mene kisi or shehri se chudvaya nahi hai.....
Mai: Bhabhi , muje to ap ke ye gubbare dekh ke abhi pehle apki gand marne ko dil kar raha hai.....
Rasila: Nahi,.......Muje gand nahi marvani....... Bhala itne chhote chhed me ye itna bada kaise jayega...muje to vishvash hi nahi ho raha tumhari bato pe.....Wo to gand phad hi dega.....
Mai: Nahi bhabhii, kuchha nahi hota, mere sabhi dost apni gf ki raz hi to marte hai....... uski kyun nahi phati......pehli bar to sabko hi dard hota hi hai.....jaise apko chut me bhi hua hoga......hua tha ki nahi......?

Rasila: Wo to hai lekin wo tumhe gandi to nahi lagegi na waise maine abhi hi sabun se dhoi hai, Jhante saf karte wakt.....Use bad me pata chala ki wo kya boli to wo sharma gai.....
Mai: To fir thik hai..... muje ab sirf tell hi dalna hoga ap ki gand me...... jisse chikanai ho jaye...............
Wo sunke uske man me gudgudi hone lagi or utejna se usne mera sir apni chhati me daba diya. Wah..... wo bhi kya ehsas tha.....
Mene use bola ki ap tel lao.....

Kahani jari rahegi, agle parts me

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

wet asses [[sexy picss]]








shalini ki kutte se chudaai [[exclusive]]

KUTTE SE CHUDAI. Hello, mera naam Shalini hai.me ek aunty ke yahan per paying guest hu, unke ghar par aunty aur main hi rethe hai, unka ek beta hai wo apni family ke saath Dubai me hai wo saal me ek baar hi India aata hai. Ab main aapko apne bare me batati hu mari age 19 saal hai aur meri height 5.7�� hai aur main dekhne me bahut hi attractive hu. Mera college ka roz ka time 9 to 4 tak tha fir evening me main unke dogi jo ki Labrador breed ka hainko walk karti hu aur fir thodi der tak TV dekhti hu, uske baad dinner karke padti hu, roz ka yahi schedule hai mera.Ab main aapko jo batane jaa rahi hu wo bilkul sach baat hai, ye baat last august ki hai mere college khul chuke the aur main roz ki tareh college jaati thi aur evening me 4 bje laut kar aati thi, ek din jab main evening me dogi ko wlak karwa rahi thi to maine raaste me dekha ki ek sadak per ek dog aur ek bithch sex kar rehe the, ye sab kuch dekh kar mere dog jiska naam rocky hai wo bhokne laga aur us bitch ke paas jaane ke liye karne laga, per maine use kaskar pakad rakha tha aur uske baad main ghar aa gyi. Per jo bhi maine road per dekha wo sabnmere dimag me chal rha tha. July august ka month to dogs ke liye sex ka time hota hai isliye rocky ka man bhi kar rha tha sex ke liye usne to suru se ab tak kisi bitch ke saath sex bhi nahi kiya tha.Us raat ko main jaldi dinner karke sone chale gyi thi per mere aakhon me need nahi thi mujhe to bas road ka seen hi yaad aa raha tha, fir maine apna mood change karne ke liye apna laptop le liya aur internet per search karne lagi, uske baad mera man kiya ki kuch search kiya jaye fir maine youtube per search kiya to waha per kai video thenjisme dikhaya gya the ki ek dog ek girl ke saath sex karta hai. Use dekhkar mera bhi man kuch karne k liye karne laga.Fir maine socha ki dog ke saath sex karma theek hoga kya per fir socha ki jo hoga dekha jayega, rocky mere room ke bahar hi sota tha,maine rocky ko awaz di to wo mere room me aa gya fir maine apna roomnander se band kar liya, uske baad maine apni skirt utar di aur penty bhi utar di thi kiyoki dogi sex ki video dekh kar meri chut gili ho chuki thi aur usme se chikna paani nikal rha tha, fir main rocky ke saamne khadi ho gyi to sabse pehle to usne mere dono taangon ko sungha aur chatne laga fir dhere dhare wo uper badne laga aur mere chut ko chatne laga aur jaise hi uski jeebh ne meri chut ko chata mere pure badan me aag lag gye aur main to bas done tango ko kholkar rocky ke saamne khadi ho gyi aur wo meri chut me apne jeebh ko ghusa ke usenchat raha tha. Fir maine dekha ki uska lund uske cover se bahar aa rha hai. Wo dark pink colour ka tha, fir main apne dono tango ko kholkar neeche baith gyi aur rocky se apne chut chatwane lagi fir maine apnenek haat se uske lund ko touch kiya to wo bahut garam tha aur fir maine use pakadkar andar bahar karne lagi wo to bas apni puch hila hila kar chut chat rha tha main bilkul nashe me choor ho gyi thi, fir achaanak hi wo mere uper chadne laga aur apne kamar se jathake lagane laga main samjh gyi ki wo sex ke pure mood me hai ab main bhi ready thi. Fir main dogi ki position me aa gyi aur rocky to mere uper peeche se aa gya aur sex karne laga per uska lund meri chut ke aas paas hi touch kar raha tha per uske ander nahi jaa rha tha, fir maine uske lund konpakadkar apne chut ke enter per rakh diya, bas fir kyat ha usko manzil mil gyi thi usne ek hi zathke me apne lund meri chut k ander kar diya aur fir wo mujhe jor jor se chodne laga, meri chut me bahut jor se dard ho rha tha per rocky ko is se koi matlab nhi tha wo to bas mujhe non stop lagatar chodta jar ha tha, uski speed bahut tej ho gyi thi,meri chut puri gili ho chuki thi to uska lund bahut assani se ander bahar aa jaa rha tha lakin achank hi mer chut me bahut tej dard hone laga, maine rocky ke lund ko chua to main ye dekhkar bahut shock hongyi ki uska lund end me bahut mota tha bilkul ek tennis ki boll jaisa gol tha rocky usko meri chut me ghusaane ki koshish kar raha tha fir wo apne aim me success ho gya uane kuch hi der me wo mota part bhi meri chut ke ander kar diya meri chut me bahut jor se dard ho rha tha per main kuch nhi kar paa rhai thi, lakin ab wo ruk gya tha per uska lund meri chut k ander tha, fir thodi der k baad mujhe laga ki meri chut me kcuh garam garam chij gir rahi hai, mian samajh gyi ki wo rocky ka virya hai, lakin uska lund abhi bhi meri chut ka ander thanmain bahut pareshan thi ki aisa kab tak hoga, ab meri chut se boond boond karke kcuh white white paani tapka raha tha wo shayad mere aur ocky ka paani tha, fir lagbhag ********* min baad hi rocky ka lund thodannaram hua to to dhere dhere wo meri chut se bahar aa gya aur main uske land k size ko dekha kar bahut hi shock ho gyi ki wo to bahut bada aur mota tha aur rocky use chat rha tha, aur dusri taraf meri chut kanbura haal tha, uska size to pehle se bahut bada ho gya tha aur usne meri chut ke hole ka size bhi bahut bada kar diya tha, per ek baat to sach hai ki bahut maja aaya mujhe really very interesting the ye sab kuch. Apna lund chatne karne k baad usne meri chut chat kar saaf kar di aur uske baad me sone chali gyi, dosto ye thi meri story jisme me ek dog se chudi thi. Agar koi bhi girl agar ye karma chahati ho to jaroor try karna mail.com hai.

kutte ke saath chudaai [exclusive]

Meri Pahli Chudai Mere Kutte Se

By ShabNam..

Mera naam Shabnam hai. Mere pariwar mei sirf mummy, papa, mere bade Bhaiya aur mai hain. Haan, aur hamara Alsation kutta Bhaloo. Jab mai 11 saal ki thi hum ek chhote se ghar mein rehte they. Ek kitchen, bathroom aur do kamre. Bhaiya ek kamre mein sote the aur main Mummy Papa ke saath ek kamre mein.

Ghar chhota hone ke kaaran maine kai baar papa aur mummy ko pyaar karte dekha tha. Papa meri mummy ke upar charh jate the aur mummy apni latein phaila deti theen aur phir papa apna lund unke andar daal dete the. Phir papa upna lund mummy ki choot mein under bahar karte the aur kuch der baad mummy siskariyan lene lagti thi. Mujhe lagta tha ke un dono ko khoob maja aa raha hai.

Un dino mein mujhe yeh batein ajeeb nahin lagi. Main nadaan thi aur mujh pe abhi jawani ka josh nahi para tha. Jab main 12 saal ki hui to mera badan badalne laga. Meri chhati pe mere boobs aane lage, meri choot par halke halke baal ugne lage.

Main jawan hone lagi. Maine ajmaya ki apne boobs ko sehlane se mujhe ajeeb sa maja ataa hai. Jab main apni choot par hath pherti to bahut hi acha lagta.

Jab main mummy papa ko chudai karte dekhti to jee karta ke main bhi unke saath yeh pyaar ka khel khelun: papa mujhe bhi boobs ko dabaen aur apna lund mere under dalein aur mein unka lund munh mein loon aur choosun, jaise mummy karti thi. Phir school mein meri saheliyon ne mujhe bataya ke yeh chudai ka kya matlab hai. Meri saheli Lata ne to apne parosi ladke ke saath try bhi kiya tha.

Usne bataya ke ladke ke lund ko haath me leke sahlane se woh barha ho jata hai aur woh lohe jaise sakht akarh jata hai aur usko phir munh mein leke choosne mein bahut maza ata hai. Usne apne friend ka lund apni choot pe bhi upar niche ragarha tha.

Usko bahut acha laga tha. Usne bataya ke lund choosne ke baad woh jhar jata hai aur usme se khoob sara malai jaisa pani nikalta hai jisko pine mein bahut maza hai.

Usne bataya ke woh ab apne friend ka lund undar bhi lena chahti hai. Sirf mouka milne ki baat hai. Yeh baatein sunte mere under aksar ek ajeeb si garmaish uthti thi aur mera dil karta tha ke main bhi yeh baatein ajmaun. Tab tak main 13 saal ki ho gayi thi.

Ek din main school se aakar homework karne ko baithi. Mummy, papa dono office gaye hue the aur main ghar mein akeli thi. Garmi thi is liye maine sirf T-shirt aur shorts pehne the.

Hamara kutta Bhaloo kamre mein aakar mere paas baitha tha. Mera man homework par nahin tha. Mere sar mein to sex ke khyaal aa rahe the jaise Lata ne sunaye the. Main bed pe piche late gayi aur apne boobs ko, jo ab size 34 ke ho gaye the, apne haathon ke saath masalne lagi.

Phir maine apni T-shirt utaar di taake mere haath achi tarah sab jagah pahunch sakein. Phir maine ek haath shorts ke undar dala aur mein apni choot ko sahlane lagi. Meri choot halki si geeli hone lagi aur meri ungliyan asaani se meri choot pe ghoomne lagi.

Mera ek haath mere boobs pe aur doosra haath choot pe ghoom raha tha. Phir achanak mujhe mehsoos hua ke Bhaloo ki garam garam geeli jaban meri jhangon ko chaat rahi hai. Maine Bhaloo ko piche dhakela aur gusse se boli “ No Bhaloo, bad boy”. Magar sach bataun to woh Bhaloo ka chatna mujhe bahut acha laga tha. Kuch der baad Bhaloo phir aakar meri jhangon ko chatne laga.

Main kuch nahin boli aur usko chatne diya. Ahista ahista woh upar ki taraf, meri choot ke paas chaatne laga.

Uski jabaan bahut garam thi aur uska mulayam fur meri chamrhi par ragarh raha tha. Mujhe bahut acha lag raha tha. Meri choot bhi khoob gili ho chuki thi aur mere undar khoob garmaish charh chuki thi. Maine apni shorts niche khiskai aur utaar diye. Ab main bed par nangi parhi thi.

Maine Bhaloo ka sar apne haath mein liya aur usko upar apni choot ki taraf kheencha. Woh chaatne laga. Mein to behaal hone lagi.

Maine apni taangen phailayeen aur Bhaloo ko apni choot ka poora pravesh diya. Ab uski jabaan mere dane par bhi ghis rahi thi aur kabhi kabhi meri kunwari choot mein bhi pravesh karti thi. Main bed ke kinare tak khisak gayee taake Bhaloo ki jabaan sab jagah tak pahunch sake. Uski lambi, garam aur khar khari jabaan meri gaand se upar mere dane tak chaat rahi thi. Meri taange kaampne lagi. Main apne chutarh uper karke Bhaloo se aur josh se chatwane lagi.

Uski jabaan meri chut mein ghus gai aur meri garmaish barh gai. Mere andar mein se yeh garmaish mere pure badan mein phail gai. Meri chut achanak jhatke dene lagi aur mein maze mein kho gai. Main tab pehli baar jharh gai. Meri choot se aur pani behne laga jisko Bhaloo jor jor se chatne laga. Mera badan poora thar tharaa utha. Jab mujhe thora hosh aya to maine Bhaloo ko upar bed par kheench liya.

Woh do pair ke saath mere upar kharha tha aur mere boobs ko chatne laga. Maine phir apna haath niche uske pait ko khiskaya aur mai uske lund ko sehlane lagi, joki abhi uske cover mein tha.

Ahista ahista uska lund bahar aane laga. Woh bahut garam aur gila chikna tha. Thorhi hi der mein woh lamba mota aur sakht ho gaya aur Bhaloo haanfta hua hawa mein, mere upar dhakke lagane laga. Maine niche dekha to uska lund ab kam se kam 9 inch lamba ho chukka tha.

Mujhse raha nahin gaya aur main uske lund ko apni choot par pherne lagi. Jannat ka maja mil raha tha. Meri saans phool gayi aur main phir se kaampti, jhatke khati hui jhar gai. Ab mera kutta poore josh mein tha. Uska lamba sakht lund meri choot ke phanko ke beech tha.

Kabhi kabhi woh meri choot ke chhed par bhi ataa tha aur thora andar bhi jata tha. Woh jhatke marne laga aur achanak uska lund mere andar koi 3-4 inch tak sama gaya.

Meri choot to poori tarah se geeli thi aur uska lund aage se teekha aur chikna tha. Pehle to mujhe dar sa lagaa. Mere dimaag mei aya ki abhi to adhe zyaada lund bahar hai, baaki kaise andar loongi? Magar Bhaloo ko in sab baton ka kya pataa tha.

Woh to chodne mein magan tha. Woh apni kutte ki raftaar se mere andar bahar ja raha tha. Har jhatke ke baad uska lund thora aur mere andar samaa jata. Uske lund mein se thorha thorha garam garam pani sa meri choot ko aur bhi geela aur chikna kar raha tha.

Meri choot bhari ja rahi thi aur mein maje se apne kutte se chud rahi thi. Maine josh mein aa kar Bhaloo ko piche se pakra aur jor se apni taraf khincha. Mujhe nahi pataa tha ki kya hoga. Uska mota lund meri choot ke andar poora samaa gaya.

Mujhe mehsoos hua ki mere andar kuch phataa hai aur mein dard se cheekh parhi. Bhaloo ne meri seal torh dee thi. Maine use dhakel kar usko mere andar se nikaalne ki koshish kari magar main usko peeche nahi hataa paai.

Usne apne agle pair mere badan ke peeche atkai hue the aur woh mere upar chipta hua tha. Uska fur mere boobs aur pate par sarak raha tha. Uski jabaan meri gardan aur munh ko chaat rahi thi. Main apni dard bilkul bhool gayi aur uski chudai ka maza lene lagi. Ab Bhaloo ka poora 10 inch lamba garam garam mota lund mere andar bahar jane laga. Mein bhi apni laatein phaila kar apne chutarh utha utha uske dhakkon ka muqabila kar rahi thi.

Jannat ka maza aa raha tha mujhe. Uska lund har dhakke ke saath meri poori gahrayi tak pahunch raha tha. Main tab bahut hi zor se jhar gayi. Mera poora badan phir se kaamp utha aur meri choot jhatke khane lagi. Bhaloo nahi ruka aur mujhe chodta raha. Uski raftaat barhti gayi aur mujhe aise lagaa jaise uska lund aur bhi mota hota ja raha hai. Maine apne haath se uska lund pakra to maine mehsoos kiya ki uska lund jarh ke paas bahut jyada mota tha.

Mota hi nahin who to ek tennis ball jaise gol tha. Har dhakke se yeh gola meri choot ke andar jaane ki koshish kar raha tha. Phir wahi hua. Woh gola meri choot ke andar chala gaya. Mujhe laga jaise meri choot phat jayegi. Bhaloo phir meri choot mein jharhne laga aur usne apna garam garam virya mere andar ek pichkari jaise chorh diya. Ab woh apna lund meri choot ke andar bahar nahin kar pa rahaa tha. Hum dono choot aur lund se jude hue the.

Phanse hue the jaise kuttaa aur kutia jurhe hue dikhte hain. Mera kutta aur mein poore 15 minute aise hee parhe rahe. Utne mein main ek baar phir jharh gayi. Phir uska lund dhila hua aur woh meri choot mein se nikla. Saath hi uska dher sara pani nikla.

Bhaloo mere upar se utha aur kamre ke ek kone mein baithke apna lund chaatne laga. Mein bed par leti rahi aur apni pahli chudaai ka maza leti rahi. Uske baad maine aur Bhaloo ne kya kia aur aage kya kya hua who main kabhi aur baar bataungi...

Women at club :p

A women meets with a man at bar and went back to her place for sex......
afterward she said -"you must be a good dentist." 
then he replied,"how did you know i'm a dentist'
she said i did'nt feel a thing'

Stolen kisses [epic love story]

Jessica paused in the dark only a few yards from the rear of her house and crouched by the base of a large pine tree. She'd heard giggling on her walk home from her friend's house. Sure enough, her brother, less than 20 feet away, was with his new, hot, but incredibly vapid girlfriend.

"So you want to see them?" she heard the curvy blonde tease. Jessica realized the question was largely rhetorical. She wondered if the blonde could spell 'rhetorical' or use it in a sentence.

"Yes, please." Well, at least her brother was polite.

"Okay." The blonde yanked her yellow tank top over her head. "Ta-da!" Her large D-cup breasts sprang free into the cool night air.

"Wow, they're amazing," his compliment sounded sincere.

"Now pull down your pants, I'll show you something amazing," giggled the bare-chested girl as she fell to her knees.

Jessica watched as her older brother was serviced behind their tool shed. It turned out that the kneeling girl's skills weren't linguistic - they were oral. She watched as the blonde's head bobbed expertly. Instead of running away or getting nauseous as one might have expected, Jess watched with keen interest. And her mental wheels began to turn.

~~~One Year Later ~~~

"Hiya Winnie. Hey, have you ever had a guy whose dick was so big that when he stuck it in you he didn't even need to move it and it already felt good?"

The casually delivered question nearly caused him to spew breakfast cereal all over the couch. It was wrong on three levels. First, "Winnie" was just an irritating nickname for Winston. (Winston's full name was Winston Churchill Kendall. Only a history professor and his avid anglophile wife would conceive of naming their 21st century American son after Britain's greatest statesman). The point is he was a guy. And no heterosexual man wants to hear a question like that. Ever. Second, this was not the kind of talk people had over breakfast. Third, it was his baby sister asking the question.

This was a little game Winston and his sister Jessica had started to play recently. Well, it was a game that Jessica played with him anyway. It involved her surprising him periodically with nasty thoughts like this that made her sound like a slut at the same time they accused him of being gay. But he wasn't gay. And, as far as he could tell, Jess was not a slut - although you wouldn't know it based on the things that popped into her head and then came flying out of her mouth.

Her odd behavior was not entirely out of character - Jessica had always been clever in a crazy sort of way. She liked to make things up. She was good at it. She had an amazing imagination. Lately she'd been using it towards nefarious ends. Torturing Winston like this was a prime example.

It hadn't always been like that. He thought back to the days of "stolen kisses." He missed that nicer game.

Little Jess was barely seven years old - he was eight - when she explained the rules for stolen kisses to him. She even summarized the history of the game as having been played on the palace grounds by the ten illegitimate children of King William IV. She'd said she read it in some notes their Dad left out for his research into 19th century British royalty.

According to Jess, the game's object was to sneak up on another contestant and surprise them with a quick kiss on the lips. If the frontrunner got three smooches ahead of their victim, they could demand a favor. Usually it meant doing one of their chores or loaning out a favorite toy for the day. Then the kiss count reset to "even" and the game began again.

Of course, she'd made the whole thing up.

They played the game for years until she'd turned twelve. Puberty made her tall, gangly, shy and awkward. She didn't want to kiss him anymore.

As for Jess's sick new I'm-a-slut/You're-gay game, well, he chalked it up to her being bitter about him leaving for college and sticking her all alone with their parents for the last year of her high school term. But in the past six months, her comments had been getting increasingly explicit. Stuff he'd never even considered. It was a little unsettling.

The present 18 year-old Jessica was a tall beauty. At 5'10" she was only four inches shorter than Winston. She was naturally athletic - the captain and best outside hitter of her high school volleyball team. She had filled out nicely since her awkward pre-teen days. Even Winston realized that his kid sister's long slender legs were dynamite in a skirt and she was the only girl he'd seen that actually made those strange women's volleyball bathing suit bottoms actually look good. In fact, male fan attendance at the girls' volleyball meets had increased dramatically when word got out about his hot little sis.

Overall, Jessica's dark hair, large green expressive eyes and general facial features made her look very much like a young Jennifer Connelly, circa Career Opportunities. The likeness was uncanny, with one particular difference - one that chafed her to no end - Jess had small boobs. If her bikini tops were any indication, Winston estimated them at an A-cup. They were cute, round, and perky. Still, she raged at their smallness.

Boobs aside, Jessica was literally a model, or had been. She had done a fair amount of print and TV clothing modeling in her early teens. For awhile there, she was a go-to model for department store advertisements for jeans and skirts. Her perfect little heart-shaped ass could make just about any clothing look good.

Her parents had put a stop to the modeling when Jess's high school grades had slipped though. It took up so much time that she didn't even put up much of a fight - a blessing. Jess's particular blend of smart, pretty, and bold meant she usually got her way with their parents. She also wasn't above a little dirty pool when it suited her either. For these qualities, their dad called her "the irresistible force."

Winston was her flipside - stable, cautious, rock solid and honest. Winston was, and always had been dependable. When he put his mind to it, he could even manage to keep his sister in check. Their sometimes comedic battles growing up inevitably led to him being dubbed "the immovable object."

During what would have otherwise been a quiet family dinner the night before Winston went back to school after his spring break, Jess dropped her sizeable bomb.

"I'm having breast augmentation surgery in three months. Right after I graduate. I want it over with before I start college in the fall." She said it casually like she was commenting on the weather and she did it just as Winston had stuck a forkful of cake into his mouth. She seemed to enjoy doing this sort of thing while he was trying to eat.

"What?!" cried everyone at the table.

"Out of the question," their father objected.

"I wasn't asking permission, Dad. I was letting you know."

"We are not financing this," he replied calmly.

"No prob. I'm paying for it." And there was the trump card his sister had never played. Jess's modeling stint had brought in some pretty good money for a little over three years. Their parents put three quarters of it towards her college. The last quarter they'd given her and she'd stuck it into a savings account. She'd never touched it. Not even a penny. She drove their mom's old car and waited tables on the weekends with her friends for spending cash. It was almost like she'd forgotten about the money.

In the middle of what should have been a titanic blowup, their mom kept quiet. It was partly out of her habit of deferring to her husband, but mostly because she didn't have much of a leg to stand on. She'd had the same surgery ten years earlier. Small boobs, and a desire to remedy that perceived flaw, ran in the family.

"Who's doing it?" her mother asked instead.

"Dr. Nelson." Jess delivered the reply smoothly like she'd been expecting the question. She had expected it and she'd sought out the same surgeon who'd operated on her mother. Even Winston had to admit that was pretty slick.

"Nobody will be around to help you with post-op care. You're mother and I are going to be away for the whole summer," their Dad reasoned. He was taking a sabbatical from the university and they were both headed to Africa on a series of safaris and archaeological tours. It was a legitimate point but it was also a sign that Jessica was winning the argument. The dispute had shifted towards a challenge to her timing.

Jessica smirked, there was a clearly an answer in waiting for this too. "Winston will take care of me." She turned to smile at her brother sweetly. "Won't you, bro?"

"Huh?" was all Winston could get out.

His mother did a better job of articulating the awkwardness of the situation. "He's your brother, he shouldn't be..."

Jess cut her off. "Pfffh, he's gay. I'd be more worried if I was his brother and getting a penile implant. Plus, he's at least partially qualified - he IS studying to be a nurse."

"For the hundredth time, I am NOT gay," Winston seethed.

Jess brushed off his frustration. "Whatever. Are you going to make sure I don't die or end up permanently disfigured or not?

Winston briefly considered suggesting that their Aunt Barb could come and look after Jessica but the irony was she actually was gay. And frankly, she was a bit of a wackadoo. She talked about alien abduction. A lot. Nobody rushed to sit next to her at holiday dinners.

Winston weighed the available choices. He knew his sister well enough to understand that changing her mind was not an option. His parents couldn't back out of their trip - a small fortune was tied up in their summer-long plans. His sister's friends were sweet but, frankly, none of them were terribly bright - they were a collection of cute jockettes. They'd be no help either.

After circling the predicament, Winston finally let his own self interest tip his decision - he had been looking forward to the approaching summer completely unsupervised. He knew his sister was too. If he agreed, there'd be nobody around to spoil it.

"Fine," he sighed, "I'll do it."

"Thanks, Tunny," his sister said softly.

Winston looked up immediately for two reasons.

First, the genuine appreciation in Jessica's voice was nearly unrecognizable. He realized it was a sad commentary on their relationship that jeers and sarcasm were the norm and kindness felt out of place. But right now Jessica's gratitude was real. No sarcastic remark followed. She didn't roll her eyes either.

Second, and more importantly, "Tunny" was a nickname that Jess hadn't used for him in years. When she was little, Jessica couldn't pronounce "Winston" so she'd latched onto its last syllable "ton" and that eventually became "Tunny." He watched her nod then exhale slowly. Her shoulders relaxed too. He felt her smooth leg brush up against his under the dinner table. When their eyes met again, she mouthed the words "thank you" at him silently.

He only then understood that this had been the last potential weakness in her plan. If he'd balked she might have been screwed. She had been depending on him to come through for her. This was an interesting turn of events.

They cleaned up after dinner and everyone went their separate ways that night.

The next morning, Winston was heading back to college. Jessica helped him load his things into his car. As they were trading goodbyes, Winston said his peace.

"Jess, about your surgery…"

She smirked. "What about it? My mind's made up, Tunny. No changing it. I've been thinking about this for awhile."

"I know better than to try to change your mind, my little pigheaded sibling. It's just... if you're doing this has anything to do with the teasing I used to give you."

"You mean how you called me 'LT' - 'Little Tits' that one summer? The whole summer?!"

"Yeah, I'm really sorry about that now."

"Thanks, Tunny. That means a lot. But no, I'm doing this for me. I want a nice big set of boobies," she made a funny face as she held her hands out in front of her slender chest.

"Fine, just don't go freakishly big, okay? You're pretty already, sis. Go too big and people will only be looking at your chest. They'll miss out on the rest of you."

Jess's hazel eyes went large and soft at the unexpected compliment. "That was one of the sweetest things you've ever said to me. I'll think about it. No promises. If it makes you feel better, it might help if you call me 'BT' for a little awhile after it's done. It might soothe my pride."

"That has got to be one of the weirdest requests you've ever made."

"Meh, it's a girl thing. How would you know, what with being gay and all," she needled him.

"That's it, I'm leaving before we get into a fight."

"Suit yourself. Be good at school OK? Don't suck too much dick."

"Yeah, Yeah. I love you too." And off Winston drove to school.

~~~***~~~

Almost three months and a decent round of finals later, Winston came home. His parents had hopped their flight to South Africa two days before to join their first safari of the summer. He called his sister from the car on the way home to let her know he was coming.

She bounded out the side door to greet him as he pulled in the drive. Winston's eyes tracked up her incredible long, tapered alabaster legs sheathed in a small pair of khaki shorts. Her tiny blue tank top showed a bit of her smooth flat belly. Her long dark hair was damp and gathered in a loose ponytail that swung wildly as she dashed across the driveway to crash into him as he got out of his car. She hugged him fiercely.

In the crush of her embrace, he felt the full length of her tight, athletic body. His sister was a firm in all the right places. He also smelled her rosemary-mint shampoo. She guarded that shampoo jealously. He flashed back to her shrieking at him a few years ago when he'd used some out of curiosity. She'd smelled it on him immediately and flipped out. Smell sometimes triggered odd memories for Winston.

"Err... happy to see me then?" he said, a little confused. What had come over her?

"Very happy! This is day number one of the best summer ever," she said into his chest.

She was in good spirits. He credited it to their parents' absence and the fact that her boob surgery was only two days away.

She helped him carry his stuff inside and even up to his room.

"You unpack. I need to shoot mom and dad a quick e-mail. I promised I'd tell them when you got here."

"Okay," Winston watched his sister leave, still wondering at her improved behavior.

Over the next half hour, he unpacked his things and shoved the assorted duffel bags into the closet. He was sitting at his desk stuffing books onto the bookcase above it when his sister gently knocked on his doorframe. Her eyes kept darting down to her feet shyly. Her cheeks were a little flushed.

"Tunny, I kind of have a favor to ask. This is going to sound weird but Doctor Nelson wanted me, well, you to do something before my surgery."

"Yeah?" Winston had resumed stuffing books away.

"You... ah hah ha... you need to look at my boobs," Jess stifled a nervous giggle.

"Huh?" his head whipped back to her. She had his undivided attention now.

"So you have a reference point," she winced. "So if something looks funny later you'll be able to tell."

"Seriously?"

"Hey, what do I know, I didn't argue with the guy. He's the surgeon," she shrugged.

"I, ah, okay," Winston wrapped his head around what was going to happen. "So... when do you..."

Jess didn't answer. She just took two steps forward and her hands drifted to the bottom hem of her little tank top. She looked up from the floor finally and her eyes locked on his. She caught her bottom lip in her teeth and gnawed at it gently.

"What? Now?" Winston asked.

His sister nodded. She started pulling her shirt up, exposing more of her smooth flat belly. She paused, and through the shirt she pleaded with Winston, "First, promise no laughing or teasing okay?"

"Promise," Winston replied fidgeting in his chair. His sister was beautiful and like any normal heterosexual male who laid eyes on her he'd wondered what she looked like naked. Now, with very little warning he was going to find out.

She resumed pulling her shirt off. Winston held his breath. Jessica's round pert little breasts popped into view. They were the definition of perky. Their skin was a smooth unblemished ivory like the rest of her. Her light pink nipples were perfectly centered on each breast. His mouth fell open. Lord, his sister truly was hot as hell. He used the moment it took for her to get the shirt over her head to compose his face.

"Soooo... these are my boobs," she said sheepishly, nodding her head. Her lips were pressed together in a line.

"Yep... those are my sister's boobs," he chuckled, "Sorry, I was laughing at what you said, not at your body. You're a good looking woman, sis."

"Thanks. There's more though. The doctor says you have to touch 'em beforehand too so if you need to pulpitate me..."

"Palpate," Winston corrected automatically.

"Yeah, that's it, palpate me after the surgery you'll be able to tell if something's weird."

"So, you want me to feel you up too?" he smiled, trying to make light of the situation. Humor had always been his defense mechanism for awkward situations. Hers too.

"Doctor's orders." She shrugged as she stepped forward until she was barely a foot away from Winston. Seated, he was eye level with her chest. "Try not to enjoy yourself too much. If you switch sides, you'll piss off your boyfriend." She smirked.

Winston's hands, thankfully perpetually warm, rose until he began to gently touch his sister's left breast with the first two fingers of each hand as he had been taught. Her breasts were warm and soft but firm. If his hands shook a little, his sister didn't notice or pretended not to. She looked at the bookcase behind him as he worked, feeling first one breast then switching to the other one.

Reluctantly, he let his hands fall away. "All right. I now know what your boobs feel like."

Jess looked down to meet his eyes again and smiled. "Well, that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Hey," she reached over him to his bookcase. The sudden forward movement brushed her right breast against Winston's forehead. Winston stiffened in various places in response. "Ooops, sorry. I was reaching for this." She held his little digital camera. "Does this thing still work?"

"Yeah."

"Here, take a few 'before' pictures of me? So I can remember what I looked like before my new superboobs." She handed him the camera and stepped back.

Winston knitted his eyebrows together.

"Go on. You can e-mail them to me."

He snapped a front picture of her. She turned to each side. He took more pictures. She got a bit silly and started posing, making funny faces, pushing her boobs up between her arms, then cupping them in her hands. Two dozen pictures later, she thanked him, picked her shirt off the floor and left.

Winston was left sitting in his room. Less than an hour from getting home, he'd seen his sister topless, felt her boobs, and now had pictures of her to boot. What was it his sister had said - "this is day number one of the best summer ever"?

Day number two would top it. He didn't even have to wait all that long.

It was late the next morning, nearly noon, and Winston was finally fighting off the vestiges of his hangover from drinking while reuniting with his high school buddies the night before. Jessica knocked on his closed door then opened it a crack to peek inside. 

Monday, 25 November 2013

Gaand marwaane ki service [[exclusive]]

"Khas Gaand Marwane Wale Bando Ke Liye Ek Service Shuru Hui, Jis Ka Fayda Hamare Pyare Jay Ne Uthaya.. Par Kaisi Thi Services Aur Kya Tha Result? "

    Jay Nama Ka Banda To Aap Sabko Yaad Hi Hoga.

    Vo Lund Ki Talash Mein Idhar-Udhar Ghumta Rahta Tha,

    Ek Din Use Gand Marvane Ki Badi Talab Lagi Hoti Hai, Aur Vo Lund Ke Liye Idhar Udhar Bhatak Raha Hota Hai.

    Ghumte-Ghumte Uski Nazar Ek Board Par Padti Hai, Jis Par Likha Hota Hai, “Aaiye, 500 Rupaye Mein Gand Marvaye”

    Usko Padhte Hi Jay Ki Aankhon Mein Chamak Aa Jati Hai,

    Sochta Hai Ab To Yahi Aaya Karunga Roz-Roz Kisi Ko Khojne Mein Bahut Samay Barbaad Hota Hai.

    Jay Counter Par Ja Kar Bola Hai: “Mujhe Achhi Tarah Gand Marvani Hai”

    Counter Par Baitha Aadmi Usse 500 Rupaye Le Leta Hai, Aur Counter Ki Khidki Band Kar Deta Hai.

    Jay Bahar Chaar Ghante Intzaar Karta Hai, Lekin Counter Ki Khidki Nahi Khulti,

    Jab Usse Raha Nahi Jata, To Gusse Mein Khidki Par Ja Kar Chillata Hai.

    Counter Par Baitha Aadmi Khidki Kholta Hai Aur Puchta Hai: “Bataiye Main Aapki Kya Sewa Kar Sakta Hoon”

    Jay Gusse Se Bhara Bolta Hai: “Suna Nahi, Mujhe Gand Marvani Hai”

    Counter Par Baitha Aadmi Hairani Se Puchta Hai: “Kya Kaha, Phir Se Marvani Hai, Abhi Tak Man Nahi Bhara Kya?“
    Jaruri Nahi Jinke Haath Ho Wo Hi Artist Hote Hai - Is Ladki Ne Sabit Kar Diya Ki Art Sirf Hathwale Ke Liye Nahi Hoti 

Conversation between saggy boobs

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts. \m/

story of S.E.X frogs

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I’ll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.
The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I’ll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I’m only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

Delivery ke time

Doctor to lady: Kya aap delivery ke time bachche k baap ko apne pass dekhna chahati hain?

Lady: Nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte xd :D 

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Wife Does not use underwear :p

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

Friday, 22 November 2013

3 girls shaadi ke baad mili :p

3 girls shaadi ke baad mili...
1st girl:~ Mere wo to finger bhi dalte hai ! ^_^
2nd girl:~ mere wo to pura haath hi daal dete hai :D :D
3rd girl:~ apni taange phela kar boli... zaraa baahar aana aap ;v :v

Difference Between Sky and Skirt

YO !!!!
what is the difference between sky and skirt ? :p :p
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guess...
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:p :p
sky covers the whole universe
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skirt covers the universal "hole"